Chief Creative Officer

  • Hi, I’m Chris – thanks for swinging by! A little about me: I’m a happily married, quasi-sasquatch father of three who loves playing guitar poorly, all forms of motorsports, and movies; preferably of the comedic sort.
  • I claim dual Wisconsin-North Carolina citizenship and still wax on for excessive amounts of time about the Brett Favre Packers, alternative rock and why driving a stick shift (ya know, the thing where you move the lever and use that extra pedal?) is just “better.” To say I am somewhat trapped in the 90’s is an understatement.
  • My day job involves the black art of marketing, however, I’ve also written and illustrated four children’s book titles about racing. And, amazingly, I actually sold a bunch of them.
  • Now banging my head against the wall as I ponder what I really want to do with my life as I churn through my mid-40’s, I’ve decided to shift gears and pursue new creative adventures that resonate strongly with random, mildly-twisted thoughts that fly around my head on a daily basis.
  • The fruits of this tornado of randomness come to bear through art, stories and occasionally music.