Dictator
El Diablo was rescued by coworkers outside our office at Chris’ day job. He was in pretty bad shape, but throwing all commonsense and caution to the wind, Chris and his wife decided to take the me in to chill with his other rescue dog, Daisy. I believe the technical term is “sucker.”
As Dictator, I bring Chris and his family constant joy and motivation. I poop inside the house constantly, and antagonize the crap out of everyone. I believe my looks of disdain and contempt serve as motivation, and my constant torment fuels an appreciation for my genius.